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Friday, 22 August 2008

  • What Teachers Make.

    "The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

    One man, a Chairman of a large company, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, what's a kid going to learn from a person who decided that his best option in life was becoming a teacher?

    He reminded the dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can do. Those who can't, teach."

    To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Annie. Be honest. What do you make?"

    Annie who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make?" (She paused for a second then began...)

    "Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honour. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 minutes without an iPod Game Cube or movie rental.

    You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)

    "I make kids wonder, I make them question. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions. I teach them how to write and then I make them write. Typing away on a keyboard isn't everything. I make them read, read, read. I make them show all their work in math. They use their god-given brain, not the man-made calculator. I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know in English while preserving their unique cultural identity. I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe. Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life." (She paused one last time and then continued.)

    Then when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant........

    You want to know what I make? I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. What do you make Mr. Chairman?"

    His jaw dropped, he went silent."  

     

     

Thursday, 21 August 2008

  • The World's Easiest Quiz!

    This quiz should be part of the "no child left behind" tutor's qualification exam. How many can you answer?

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers)

    1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?




    (Remember, passing requires 4 correct answers.)
    Rating
    All correct: Mediocre.

    7-10: Slightly foolish.

    5-7: Definitely foolish.

    3-5: Beyond foolish.

    Below 3: (........ the less said about it, the better.)






    Check your answers below:

    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

    2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

    7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

    8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

    Easy wasn't it?



















Tuesday, 05 August 2008

Thursday, 17 July 2008

  • Singapore Changi Airport 17th July 2008

    Here I am in Changi Airport finally returning home after 1 year. Although its a very short visit, I'll have plenty to do. I am seeing my old friends after 1 year of separation. 1 year of events and happenings to talk about. To all my friends at IIS: I'll try to put in a few photographs. I'll see you on the 25th of August. It is now 5:15 pm. My flight home is at 9:00 pm.

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